Oh. I've never had that problem either. Are you sure you haven't got the buttons the wrong way around or something?

I've got one of those mighty mouses... mice? mouses? I dunno...
It's really not very good, but I don't know how you can right click and left click at the same time. My biggest problem is that you CAN'T do that with it.

I wish they'd answered "How do I ubercharge/ detonate stickies/ airblast/ spin my minigun on Mac? They only have one button!"

Every time people tell me Macs can't right click I want to ram my hand into their ribcage and rip apart their heart with my middle finger, which is well-practiced due to being able to right click.

Although actually I usually use the trackpad, so I'd right click by pressing down on their heart with two fingers.

That's what I've got, but it works alright in Portal now that I've upgraded to 3GB RAM, although since the only other computer I've got that plays Portal has only 1GB or RAM, I may not have a fully formed idea of what a game running properly should be like.

Oh well, maybe if I throw enough RAM at it, I'll get stuff to work...

Just my luck to buy an early 2008 MacBook, then.

Macs also can't copy and paste, and .jpg was made by Microsoft, so when we browse the web we can't see 90% of pictures. Of course, we have to browse our own websites and not the same ones as Windows users anyway.

Anyway...

I'm excited about this just because of the miniscule chance that I might be able to play TF2 on Mac even though it crashes in Bootcamp.

90% of the time they are, and Steam has some really good offers- Psychonauts was £1 a few months ago, and the orange box has gone as low as about £5 for three of the best rated games of all time.

Yes, it's free.