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Wake up, small room, window, box on floor.

What do?

You do know that there are alternate intros?

> Open Box.

>Open box

> Open box

> OpEn BoX

> Jump into window at full speed

> Throw box at window

>Eat box

You try to open the box 4 times, and then realise it has no lid. Furthermore, it is full of CANDY and the box itself is made of SUGAR!!!


You jump into the window at full speed...

You smash through, grab the sugar box and bring it out. The area around seems to be a wide open field, with your strange little room in the middle.

You throw the sugar box at the window!

Yeah! Sweet.

You feel kind of hungry and wish you had your sweets, so you go ahead and eat the whole box.


You're in a large uninspected field with a weird little empty room in the middle. You're full of sweets. What would you like to do?

> Look for a weapon.

>Go to the mall

>Inspect entire field.

You inspect the whole field, looking for a weapon. You don't have to search far before you find a GRAVITY GUN!!!


You continue searching, and behid your weird little room you find a mall. Sweet!


The mall doors open and you walk in, staring intently at your awesome gravity gun. What do you do now?

> Inspire terror

>Use cupcakes and peanut butter as weapons in Apple Inc, Macy's stores