I am a huge fan of MSPA (MS Paint Adventures), a webcomic based on a text-based adventure where you post happenings which the artist might draw.
So I decided to make my own adventure.

Here are the rules:
I draw a panel and describe it a bit. You say what to do. The first post after the latest panel will be the following action.
A proper command looks like this: "> [Character]: [Action].", such as "> Alain: Pick up key."
I think I am going to do some kind of relay comic too.

Okay, ready? Here's the first one:


You find yourself in a ROOM. Behind you is a SMALL WINDOW and in front of you something that looks like a SMALL BOX. Best thing to do first is trying to find out who you are. What was your name again?

>Jump through window, without opening it first

Without making any preparations, you charge against the window and leap, head first, against the SMALL WINDOW.
Sadly, it is covered with a SOLID IRON GRATE.
Even though you can't recall any past experience, you are sure you haven't done anything dumber than this.
You should have checked that first.

>open box

Still slighty dazzled from your "masterplan", you open the BOX.


It's a CALCULATOR?
You're not an expert if it's about calculators, but you think that this one is pretty freaking pro.

>use calculator

Yay, like an adventure yarn!

>Push the following buttons: Square Root, Open bracket, minus, 1, close bracket, equals

EDIT: oh, the first one. Shame.

Editors Note: What happened? TLS saw it too! Don't worry, I'll do your command.


You randomly bash some buttons for solid five seconds and hit Enter.


A SYNTAX ERROR ALERT pops up.


OH YEAH
YOU JUST SHOWED TECHNOLOGY WHO'S BOSS

>Disect the calculator (to see if it has any helpful items inside.)

Editor's Note: OK, TLS, here's your first command. Sorry, but your second is invalid.


You type in Square Root(-1) and confi...
DOMAIN ERROR WHAT ARE YOU A TEN-YEAR OLD EVER HEARD OF IMAGINARY NUMBERS

>attempt to figure out who the hell you are!

Your memory focuses as you use all of your mental strength to recall your name, but you are drawing a blank.
Speaking of blank, one popped up right above you.
Could be good for anything.
Maybe a name.
Yours, perhaps.

>Derive Euler's Identity, then throw calculator at the window

>Write 'Ace Jon' in the blank.

You decide to name yourself BEN PIERCE, after Benjamin Pierce, an inspiring mathematican.
It is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means,
but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth.
You will never forget these words.
With your new name, you remember a fragment of your past.
You are a skilled mathematician (but you refer yourself as a MATHEMAGICIAN) who is also interested in IT and physic.


Oh, and about that idea about throwing the calculator away:
That is incredible silly.
You are a mathemagician, and would never throw away your precious tools.
You wonder why you keep having those silly ideas, and why they are always related with windows.